Don’t hold it in.
But for the benefit of everyone around you please shit where it is designated to do
No one wants to witness you pulling down your pants, squatting and taking a dump in the middle of a public place. Honestly, we would be embarrassed for you and we really don't want to smell the stench of your shit. It's horrible. You realize that, right?
And when all is said and done, it's your shit. You deal with it.
And if you find that you just couldn't help yourself and you did indeed take a dump in one of the above mentioned inappropriate places then be a responsible adult and clean up after yourself. Seriously, it's your shit, not mine.
Clean it the fuck up!
And believe me, when I tell you, that whether other people have acknowledged that you took a shit in public or not, we are all aware that you did it. Even if we pretend like we don't know, we do. We can smell the shit all the way across the room and perhaps even into the next room and we are mortified for you.
We also think it was rude. Because it was rude. You know it. We know it.
We're really hoping that you've learned from this experience. We have our fingers crossed that you won't talk a shit in public again and keep it private.
One last thing, speaking of the stench of your shit, perhaps you might consider changing your daily diet. Consuming healthier foods like ripe and colorful fruits and vegetables that are filled with the love of Mother Earth will go a long way to not only making your poop smell better but will alleviate that constipation you've been experiencing lately.