I know we all need to take a shit once in a while I mean, you don’t want to hold that poop in and end up constipated because if you’ve ever experienced being constipated you know it’s uncomfortable and will make you miserable until you’re able to go. So, it is important that when you feel the need to shit then shit.
Don’t hold it in.
But for the benefit of everyone around you please shit where it is designated to do
Don’t hold it in.
But for the benefit of everyone around you please shit where it is designated to do
so and don’t just take a dump in the middle of … say, my living room, or someone else’s dining room, kitchen or bedroom. Don’t take a shit in the middle of a crowd or social gathering, or any public place. You’re an adult, you know there are places designed for pooping, like private toilets, public restrooms, port-a-potties and in an extreme emergency, a hole in the ground.
No one wants to witness you pulling down your pants, squatting and taking a dump in the middle of a public place. Honestly, we would be embarrassed for you and we really don't want to smell the stench of your shit. It's horrible. You realize that, right?
And when all is said and done, it's your shit. You deal with it.
And if you find that you just couldn't help yourself and you did indeed take a dump in one of the above mentioned inappropriate places then be a responsible adult and clean up after yourself. Seriously, it's your shit, not mine.
Clean it the fuck up!
And believe me, when I tell you, that whether other people have acknowledged that you took a shit in public or not, we are all aware that you did it. Even if we pretend like we don't know, we do. We can smell the shit all the way across the room and perhaps even into the next room and we are mortified for you.
We also think it was rude. Because it was rude. You know it. We know it.
We're really hoping that you've learned from this experience. We have our fingers crossed that you won't talk a shit in public again and keep it private.
One last thing, speaking of the stench of your shit, perhaps you might consider changing your daily diet. Consuming healthier foods like ripe and colorful fruits and vegetables that are filled with the love of Mother Earth will go a long way to not only making your poop smell better but will alleviate that constipation you've been experiencing lately.
No one wants to witness you pulling down your pants, squatting and taking a dump in the middle of a public place. Honestly, we would be embarrassed for you and we really don't want to smell the stench of your shit. It's horrible. You realize that, right?
And when all is said and done, it's your shit. You deal with it.
And if you find that you just couldn't help yourself and you did indeed take a dump in one of the above mentioned inappropriate places then be a responsible adult and clean up after yourself. Seriously, it's your shit, not mine.
Clean it the fuck up!
And believe me, when I tell you, that whether other people have acknowledged that you took a shit in public or not, we are all aware that you did it. Even if we pretend like we don't know, we do. We can smell the shit all the way across the room and perhaps even into the next room and we are mortified for you.
We also think it was rude. Because it was rude. You know it. We know it.
We're really hoping that you've learned from this experience. We have our fingers crossed that you won't talk a shit in public again and keep it private.
One last thing, speaking of the stench of your shit, perhaps you might consider changing your daily diet. Consuming healthier foods like ripe and colorful fruits and vegetables that are filled with the love of Mother Earth will go a long way to not only making your poop smell better but will alleviate that constipation you've been experiencing lately.
